If you don’t take a break from your computer screen every 20 minutes you will turn into a crab. Extinct animals are at the farm. If you waste a piece of paper all the trees around you will die. If you eat beets they will protect you from Wi-Fi frequency radiation. A cup of chamomile tea a day keeps the insomnia away. If you wear socks and sandals your feet will fall off. All seafood is chicken. If you don’t wear the home teams colours you will be hunted. If you pick marigold flowers ghosts will haunt you. Close Stranger than Fibbing Modern sociocultural issues imagined as future white lies parents tell their children, depicting societies need to gloss over our dark histories. Bradley Southard ↗ ..... www.bradleysouthard.com @ ..... bradleysouthardillustrator@gmail.com 2019 Bingjie Hou Camilla Teodoro
